Wednesday, December 31, 2008

COLD AND PISSED








(Irving, TX) Cold and pissed. That's the only way I can describe how I was feeling as we left Texas Stadium for the last time. I've been going to Cowboys games for as long as I can remember. My Dad has had season tickets since they were playing at the Cotton Bowl. I've been going to games at "The Stadium With the Hole in the Roof" since I was a kid.

I was there for the Jason Garrett game on Thanksgiving against the Packers. I was there for a bunch of playoff games and even an NFC Championship game. The only Thanksgiving game I've ever missed was the ice game against the Dolphins where Leon Lett touched the blocked field goal and Miami got to kick again. Going to Cowboys games has always been a tradition in my family.

This year, I actually purchased a season ticket myself, for the the first time. The ticket was all mine. I didn't have to wait to see if my uncle wasn't going, or if my dad wasn't going, or if my grandfather wasn't going. The ticket was mine. It seemed like a smart investment at the time. The team was coming off a 13-3 season, and hopes had never been higher. It was the last season at Texas Stadium. Everything seemed to be coming together at the right time. It had the chance to be the perfect storm season. Instead, it was just a storm.

I fully admit...I bought into the hype. I believed what the players were saying on Hard Knocks. I thought that this team was the real deal. I was wrong and I feel like I've wasted the last few months caring about a bunch of schmucks who don't care about anything other than themselves. I spent my money and my time to support a team, and this is the thanks they give me.

I should have known better. But as the season went along, I looked past all the signs. The infighting, the bickering, the sub par efforts against supposedly weaker teams. I really thought they had a chance. We went to the Baltimore game fully prepared to celebrate another big Cowboys victory. The week earlier, they had dominated a Giants team that many thought was the best in the NFC. I was thinking "Eh, Baltimore is okay, but there's no way a rookie QB is going to come in here, the last game at this stadium, and beat this team".

Boy, was I wrong. The night turned out to be miserable. First of all, it was cold. Damn cold. Well, not really cold. Not like Minnesota cold, but damn cold for Texas. I checked the weather before we left and it said it'd be in the 40's. They lied. It was below freezing and the wind chill was in the 20's. I was not prepared for this at all. I was in just a fleece. No gloves, no hat. As the game went along, it got progressively colder. My hands froze...my feet froze...and the game was getting ugly.

By the time Willis McGahee broke off his long run, I was so cold that I could barely even get pissed off about it. But somehow, the Cowboys putrid offense put a drive together and got a touchdown. Then they turned it over to the defense, and asked them for just one defensive stand. Down 2, all they needed to do was hold the Ravens, get the punt, and put together another drive.

Then LeRon McClain pulled his leg back and kicked every person in that stadium right in the nuts. 80 yards to the house. I don't know if I've ever had a worse feeling at a football game. Well maybe when Roy Williams did his Superman dive over the Texas o-line, and knocked the ball out of Chris Simms' hand. That one happened right in front of me too.

Normally at a Cowboys game where something like this happens, we're out the door and on our way back home. But not this time. We were going to stay till the end of the game and after for the ceremony for the last game at Texas Stadium. Needless to say, the ceremony was not very exciting considering what we had just seen. I just could not muster the energy to cheer for the heroes of the past.

Finally, after an hour, we left. The walk to the car was the most miserable part of all. We had a mile to go to get to the car. It was the coldest I've ever been in my life, by far. The wind was blistering our faces. It must have been 30 mph. My dad, sister and I were not prepared for this at all. It was the one of the worst 20 minutes of my life. We were freezing, we were pissed off, and we were ready to go home. We finally got to the car, cranked the heat and drove home. It wasn't until we got home that we realized we all had windburn on our faces. Definitely the first time that's ever happened to me.

The whole evening soured my memories of Texas Stadium as a whole. All the good times I've spent there. All the great memories. And this is the final icing on the cake. I can't believe the last time I will ever walk out of that stadium, I was feeling like I was about a having given so much of myself to a truly crappy team. I was tired, cold, and pissed off. And I won't ever forget it.



Willie Nelson- Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys

Thursday, December 18, 2008

WHAT'S GOLDER THAN A GOLD PENCIL?




(Minneapolis, MN) Every time I think I'm doing a good job, somebody comes along and tops me.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

WHAT'S WRONG WITH PLAYBOY


(Minneapolis, MN) There are issues of Playboy scattered around our office. I find them on book shelves, in meeting rooms, in cubicles of writers who have been laid off. And it is great. I flip through them secretly at my cubicle. I desecrate them by taking them into the bathroom. I read the cartoons about sex, I read the Playboy advisor to read about other people's problems that are worse than mine. Sure, I look at the pictures too. I like reading Playboy. But everybody knows it is dying. There's better, freer porn on the web. There's celebrity boob shots on the web, there's Maxim and GQ which are slightly less embarrassing to read on airplanes and buses. But that's not Playboy's problem. The problem is reading a Playboy from last year is the same as reading this month's. I have no need to subscribe or purchase one- those cartoons are still funny no matter when I finally find one. Playboy's are timeless- and that's probably their problem.

The Hold Steady- Magazines

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I MISS MY SEGA GENESIS

(Dorkville, My House) A-B-A-B-UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-START. That's right...it's the blood code on Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis...I loves me some Scorpion. GET OVER HERE!!!!


Lupe Fiasco- Put Yo On Game

DIRK, HE'S JUST LIKE YOU

(Dallas, TX) He plays laser tag....I played laser tag....now we're best friends....

CAT DANCERS


(HBO) Watch it. Seriously. Watch it.

Stray Cats- She's Sexy 17

Friday, December 12, 2008

BEST HEADLINE EVER?



(Interweb, USA) I can't tell you how much this headline made me giggle.... click on the picture....do it...do it now....

THE PERFECT COUPLE




Be happy with your life.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

RADICAL.








(West Hollywood, CA) The dudes over at Power Plant choppers are the real deal. If you ever want a custom bike and have $25,000 I'd recommend talking to these dudes.

http://powerplantchoppers.com/


Neil Young- Motorcycle Mama

HEY, I USED TO PLAY JUNIOR HIGH FOOTBALL WITH THAT GUY


(Richardson, TX) From TMZ.com...and no, I wasn't reading it. It was e-mailed to me. I only read Perez Hilton....ah, crap. Does that make me sound gay?


Lane Garrison is being sued by the parents of the boy who was killed when the "Prison Break" star was driving while blasted back in 2006.

Karen Setian and Inaida Nalbandian have filed a lawsuit against Lane -- who's currently serving 40 months in prison -- for the wrongful death of their 17-year-old son, Vahagn Setian. Karen and Inaida claim Lane "purchased a bottle of vodka with and for minors, brought the vodka to a party attended by minors ... and shared and consumed the vodka with minors at the party." The parents claim that's when Lane loaded up his car with three high-schoolers and headed to a Beverly Hills liquor store -- the trip was fatally interrupted when Lane crashed into a tree.The suit, which we just found, was filed last month. The parents are seeking unspecified damages.

THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO


(Hollywood, CA) Saw this on the interweb...it made me giggle....

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

ALL HE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS IS A HEISMAN


(Lubbock, TX) Too bad he ain't invited to NYC for the trophy presenstation....


Tuesday, December 9, 2008

HIS DADDY PUT TEXAS DIRT UNDER HIS CRIB




(Austin, TX) - From our friends at the National Football Post (a website all NFL nuts should be reading every day). This is a Colt McCoy scouting report by Michael Lombardi, a former GM in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE (copyright, Ron Jaworksi).

Colt McCoy: quarterback, (6-3, 210)

Projection: Mid-first round

McCoy has added a lot of weight and muscle mass to his overall frame since his freshman year. He is a good overall athlete with deceptive quickness and agility, displays the ability to escape pressure and make a play with his legs. Carries the ball a bit too low and doesn’t have the most compact of throwing motions. Has a bit of a wind-up but does showcase a high release point. Average arm strength but great touch down the field. Does a nice job staying in the pocket and keeping his head down field while striding into throws. Showcases impressive touch and accuracy on all levels of the field when he can set in the pocket. Does a nice job stepping up in the pocket and avoiding rushers. Still has a tendency to leave the pocket too quickly but has shown vast improvement since his freshman year. Good footwork and rhythm in the passing game, looks very comfortable scanning the field and getting the ball out of his hands on time. Lacks great arm strength and zip on his deep throws; balls tend to sail on him. Very poised and confident leader with an ability to rally teammates around him. McCoy is very comfortable outside the pocket and shows an ability to make accurate throws on the move. At times will hold onto the ball too long in the pocket and struggle finding the “hot” man; tends to take off outside too quickly and take himself and the offense out of rhythm. Throws a tight spiral down field but lacks the zip to throw into tight windows. Depends on his athleticism, accuracy and touch to make plays and has shown steady improvement as a pocket passer.

http://nationalfootballpost.com/

LING SU, THE DHARMA ASIAN FUSION RESTAURANT




(Somewhere in the South Pacific) So what is it? A lighthouse? An axe? A whistle? A lamp post?

Coldplay- Lost

AMAZING




(Minneapolis, MN) I really want one of these. But I'll settle for it being my desktop wallpaper.

See the rest of the set here.

Cloud Cult- Ghost Inside Our House

NOTHING CRAZY HERE



The Ewoks- Celebration Song from Return of the Jedi

Thursday, December 4, 2008

WAIT....SO WHICH ONE AM I?


(Dallas, TX) I'm confused now....am I supposed to be Spiderman or The Hulk? I guess based on size I would be The Hulk. And seeing as how Scott is a professional writer and I am just some schlub in an office, I guess it makes sense that he would be carrying me. And I do look smashing in torn up green shorts....I've got nice legs...I'm just saying...

I guess we'll have to see who ends up carrying who...as if that sentence makes any sense. I can't be expected to post coherent thoughts all the time, but I'll do my best to entertain and enlighten.

I hope that this little endeavor is enjoyable for all parties, as we plan to have some fun with it. There are a lot of thoughts floating around in my basketball-sized head, and this will be the trash dump for all that crap....

So here goes...

TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR DAYS



(Minneapolis, MN) It is snowing here. Hard. Like blowing sideways snow. And it's freeze your boogers cold. My socks are too short and my calves are freezing. Wait, no, time out. We need a 20. Let's not start this blog like that. Let's start it on a positive note. Maybe an explanation of what is happening here. This blog is a grain of sand in the internet's desert. We'll discuss music, movies, sports and internet timewasters. We doubt anyone will read it, stumble on it or even find it fascinating. But they might. They just might. And that's why we blog.

>Wilco- Spiders (Kidsmoke) (Live, 2005)